Right. To the campaign!
Awlrighty. So we're away, on a six-week election campaign during which Scott Morrison — Australia's 30th prime minister — will beseech the nation to give him another go-round rather than handing the joint over to Labor leader Anthony Albanese.
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First of all, congratulations to the PM for becoming today — on the formal dissolution of the 46th Parliament — the first prime minister in 15 years to survive a full parliamentary term without being whacked by his colleagues.
These are baby steps, but important ones, and the PM today embarked upon Day One of an election campaign lasting six weeks, which is a hell of a long time to spend up the Congo — especially when you're essentially campaigning against yourself.
And that's the weirdest thing about this looming democratic event. It's not a competition between two entities bearing different cheese platters, between which we can take our pick. It's a competition, essentially, between two versions of one man.
Is Scott Morrison a nasty, incompetent, gaslighting pretender? Or is he a flawed but essentially decent bloke who's done his best in a tough three years?
If the nation turns out to associate itself predominantly with the latter sentiment, then we get another three years. If the former, then we get anything from a majority Albanese government to some sort of intricate red-and-teal combo (poo-brown, I'm afraid, in case you were wondering).
Who Is The Election About?
"This election is about you," the Prime Minister declared yesterday as he got the show moving. Hmm … is it, though?
This is the first PM I can remember whose personality issues have their own budgetary line item.
Why did the recent federal budget spank $3 billion on fuel excise? Because the government needed specifically to address the perception that the Prime Minister doesn't care that you're struggling.
Why has the government been obliged to devote up to $5 billion to women's security, health and workplace participation programmes in the last year? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's welcome — but does anyone think it would be happening if the PM had a cheaper way of getting women to like him?
Why is there $20 billion in infrastructure spending that Barnaby Joyce wants? Because Morrison needed a political settlement of the Coalition climate wars, and the easiest way was to throw a little of your money at the situation.
And so on.
The election certainly doesn't seem, at this stage, to be about Albanese. If it were, surely there'd be a little more interest in the fact that this former socialist left firebrand is going into this election backing in $19 billion a year worth of tax cuts to the wealthy, which are due to commence within two years and about which Labor proposes to do nothing at all?
Off And Running
Right. To the campaign!
Today, both leaders chose to kick things off in marginal seats. Morrison returned boldly to the 2020 bushfire hot zone of Nowra, where former State NSW Liberal MP Andrew Constance is contesting the narrowly-held Labor seat of Gilmore.
Constance's street appeal, ironically, is built partially on his status as The Guy Who Socked It To ScoMo During The Bushfires.
Albanese, meanwhile, headed for Launceston in Tasmania and the seat of Bass. At 0.4 per cent, it's the government's most marginal seat, held by Bridget Arthur — ironically another Liberal MP with a reputation for yanking the PM's chain.
Well I'm not sure he'll really enjoy this, but how good is Alan Tudge's job? He stepped aside from his education ministry after a suite of allegations from his former staffer with whom he had a workplace affair.
The woman will receive a settlement of more than half a million dollars, although an investigation found Tudge had not breached ministerial standards and he's strenuously denied all allegations against him.
His job is being done by Stuart Robert. But the Prime Minister says Tudge is still a cabinet minister, despite the fact that he neither sits in cabinet, collects a ministerial wage nor exercises ministerial powers.
Oh boy. Not much debate about this one.
Albanese — on Day One of a campaign in which he is attempting to convince Australians that he knows his way around an economy — couldn't name either the unemployment rate or the cash rate when asked by a reporter today.
It was awful, nearly unwatchable stuff. Clearly, Mr Albanese knows this area is a weakness for him — why else would he be making pointed references to his economics degree in campaign material?
This was a real howler. The unemployment rate is hardly an obscure detail on which an opposition leader might be expected to stumble. Here's Matt Doran with the story.
Political editor Andrew Probyn wrote that Morrison's choice of a long campaign was to maximise his chances of sanding away Labor's polling lead; even easier in the event of unforced Albanese errors, which probably even in his most optimistic moments Morrison didn't expect to come so early.
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